Malicious Malfunction
{1}{B}{B}
Sorcery
Oracle Text
All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If a creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
Watch Out
Static ability — always active, can't be responded toRules Note
This card has a static ability that applies continuously as long as it's on the battlefield. There's no trigger or activation — the effect just exists. Removing the permanent is the only way to stop it.